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Prayer Cloths--only $9.95 each

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Each 7" high x 12" wide prayer cloth is guaranteed to have been prayed over
by both Senator Kerry and Senator Edwards for a full five seconds
(prior to packing and shipping).

Be the first on your block to own one of these valuable pieces of American-grown,
100% cotton fabrics. You too can help the lame walk, the blind see, and the mentally
infirm gain political wisdom.

All campaign merchandise is provided by Financial Innovations, Inc., an independent company not affiliated with Kerry-Edwards 2004 Inc.
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